Gossip Girl, Blake Lively, Serena Van Der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Chuck Bass, Dan Humphrey, Nate Archibald

Serena: You think, all the money we spend on private school, they could at least give us a comfortable spot to make out.
Dan: Or better chemistry teachers. Mr. Pizer is a little weird.

Blair: You don't grant birthday wishes, do you?
Priest: I'm a priest, not a genie.

Blair: Chuck. You know that I adore all of God’s creatures and the metaphors that they inspire. But, those butterflies? Have got to be murdered.