Josef: (after watching TV news interviewing vampire "expert") Vampire experts. Beautiful. Now we got the food mouthing off about the farmer. The whole city is talking. You wanna know what they're talking about? Us!
Mick: So it's a slow news day.
Josef: No, that's not it. It's a reporter from Buzzwire. She started this whole killer vampire thing. A Beth somebody.
Mick: Turner.
Josef: You know her?
Mick: Yeah, we did some breaking and entering together.
Josef: You, my friend, must get her to stop.
Mick: What do you mean? Like, she's driving along, and suddenly her car explodes?
Josef: I was thinking you'd ask her nicely. But, fielder's choice.
Mick: So it's a slow news day.
Josef: No, that's not it. It's a reporter from Buzzwire. She started this whole killer vampire thing. A Beth somebody.
Mick: Turner.
Josef: You know her?
Mick: Yeah, we did some breaking and entering together.
Josef: You, my friend, must get her to stop.
Mick: What do you mean? Like, she's driving along, and suddenly her car explodes?
Josef: I was thinking you'd ask her nicely. But, fielder's choice.
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