Funny Quotes, Smallville Quotes, Act 2

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show
Episode: Blank

Chloe: Bend this.
Clark: This is metal. I can't bend this.
Chloe: Just like you can't pull a door off its hinges, right? Try it.
Clark: How did I do that?
Chloe: Why did I always picture myself on the other end of this conversation?

Chloe to Clark: See, you've sort of taken it up on yourself to be Smallville's self-appointed hero.

Lois: Trust your gut. Like, what's it say about me?
Clark: We don't like each other very much.
Lois: You're on the right track. Keep it up, Smallville.

Clark: I can hear someone running.
Chloe: And the super wheaties abilities just keep coming.

Lois: Maybe they pay you enough to be rude, but I doubt they pay you enough to do time in the county jail.