Funny Quotes, Smallville Quotes, Act 3

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show
Episode: Spirit

Chloe: What, you're not going? What happened with Jason?
Lana: Showing up with the coach that got fired for dating his student...That is an entrance I could live without.

Dawn: Chloe, You may think bashing a sacred school tradition in your tabloid rag is cool,but I think it's disgusting.
Chloe: Lighten up, Dawn. You'll get your throne, because this entire school is terrified of you and your vicious rumor mill.

Dawn: You are such the Hypocrat.
Chloe: Hypocr- I'm sorry, whatever it is that you're saying to me is getting lost in translation.

Lois: Oh, I swear, the dog knows I'm allergic. He follows me around wherever I go. He's torturing me.

Dawn in Martha's body: So... this is your little secret. You're taking her to the prom, aren't you?
Clark: Lois?
Lois: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to a prom together.

Lois: I don't mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but, uh, did you crack open the cooking sherry?

Lana: So you think that her spirit was somehow able to take over Martha and then transfer into me?
Chloe: Well, we are in Smallville, and, I mean, what would the senior prom be without a body-snatching prom queen?