Funny Quotes, Smallville Quotes, Act 21

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show
Episode: Jinx

Lana: Clark's a big part of the reason why I took off for Paris in the first place.
Jason: Oh, that must be from the book of things you never want to hear about your girlfriend's Ex.

Lex: Don't get me wrong, Mikhail. I appreciate your entrepreneurial ingenuity, but importing Bookies tends to reflect poorly on a company.
Mikhail: These are just fun games.
Lex: The I.N.S. isn't exactly renowned for their good sportsmanship.

Clark: If you think I'm going to lose that game for you...
Mikhail: If... when there is an if, there are odds, and I always beat the odds.

Chloe: They aren't selling biblical plagues on 'Amazon. com', but since every legend is born in truth, I did look up our favorite apocalyptic critters.

Clark: So today I'm taking the role of the despicable untrustworthy friend, and as usual our hero is making the fatal flaw of jumping to conclusions.