Funny Quotes, Smallville Quotes, Act 22

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show
Episode: Run

Clark: Doctor said your doing great
Jonathan: Yeah right before he gave me this new prescription. The red ones at least they'll go nicely with my pink, blue and green ones I'm already taking.

Jason: What is that?
Lana: It's nothing
Jason: Looks like a very large tattoo hovering over a very provocative spot. When did you get that?
Lana: Hum... uh... I got it.. uh...before I came back from Paris.
Jason: Really? Why didn't you tell me? I could've come with you and gotten a mermaid...or an anchor... or a mermaid holding an anchor

Bart: Not that it matters cause I'll be a 1000 miles away before you can even blink
Clark: I don't know...I can blink pretty fast

Bart to Clark: Man! I've heard of people sneeze around cats and dogs and stuff but never get all weak in the knees over a rock.

Clark: Chloe this is my friend Bart, he's from..
Bart: The future
Chloe: Really?
Bart: Yeah... I ran all the way back in time to tell you that we are still in love a 100 years from now.