Funny Quotes, Smallville Quotes, Act 23

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show
Episode: Devoted

Lana: I felt faint and I wanted to scream, but I couldn't because why would lana be freaking outover the new assistant coach?
Jason: You know, this is usually the part where I would buy you a massive bouquet of flowers and take you out to a really nice dinner, but I can't, because my dad just cut me off.

Lois on the phone: Well, can you please tell the dean there's been an egregious error? Well, yes, I'm sure that we could work this all out if you could just get him to call me back.
Clark: You know,if you spent as much time studying as you did trying to leave, you'd be in college already.
Lois: And where'd you get that pearl of wisdom the farmer's almanac?

Lois to Clark: At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you.

Lois: Where are we? Some kind of freakish feminist parallel universe?

Lois: Looks like I'm gonna be covering the pom-pom beat.

Cheerleader: I could have another boyfriend... like that.
Lois: It's amazing what a short skirt and the ability to run will get ya.