Funny Quotes, Smallville Quotes, Act 24

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show
Episode: Devoted

Lois: How many cheerleaders does it take to draw a double helix?

Lois: Oh, my god, she's taken the fast train to Stepford.
Clark: I need you to keep her away from me.
Lois: With what? A tranquilizer gun?

Lex: There's a darkness in me that I can't always control. I'm starting to think that’s my curse...

Clark: You actually did some investigative reporting?
Lois: My cousin goes Martha Stewart without the jail time? Suddenly, the power of the press interests me.

Cheerleader: Yeah? Well, now you're gonna wish you never crossed me.
Lois: Yeah, what are you gonna do? Cheer us to death?

Chloe to Clark: Since I'm not very good at ignoring 500-pound elephants, I...I'm really sorry that I made things so ridiculously awkward between us.

Lois: You know, if I could describe my time here in one word, it would be "weird." I look forward to the relative normalcy of the big city. But don't worry, I’ll visit.
Clark: Is that a promise or a threat?