Funny Quotes, Smallville Quotes, Act 25

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show
Episode: Transference

Lex: Clark, since when did you become president of my father's Fan club?

Mathematically speaking. If he's dying, then...that means...I'm going to die.

Lionel in Clark's body: Um, no, no, I justed wanted a change, I'm bored with plaid.

Time to play "Who Wants to Beat a Billionaire"!

Chloe: Whoa... who pulled a 'Paul Bunyan' on the desk?

Lionel in Clark's body: If Lionel Luthor managed somehow to get out of prison, what do you suppose he'd do? About you I mean.
Chloe: Why? Has the Lionel Luthor alert suddenly been elevated to 'orange'?