Funny Quotes, Smallville Quotes, Act 26

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show
Episode: Transference

Lana: I did some research on the Countess Thoreaux. It turns out that we have a lot more in common than I thought.
Chloe: Don't tell me the Countess ran a coffee shop?

Lionel: And I'm his only father. But that didn't stop him from putting me in prison, and robbing me of everything I have.

Lionel: I'm not surprised. A man would travel around the world to... pluck your succulent fruit.

Cellmate: Is that really you in there Lionel?
Lionel: No, it's the Easter Bunny.

Clark: Chloe, listen I'm not really sure what I did to you.
Chloe: Another convenient case of amnesia, huh?