Funny Quotes, Smallville Quotes, Act 27

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show
Episode: Facade

Lois to Clark: An arm like that is a "get out of geek free" pass.

Lois: No hard feelings here, cuz, but, unlike you, the last thing I want to be is a reporter.
Chloe: What could be worse than, you know, uncovering the truth and protecting the public?
Lois: And sticking your nose in other people's business.
Chloe: Like I said, you'd be perfect.

When it comes to defying fathers, I'm kind of a pro.

Lois on the phone: Admissions office? Look, I'm in the nation's cream corn capital, retaking calculus. No, don't put me on hold. Could this day be any worse?

Clark: Hey, hey, last time I checked, you were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
Lois: So you have been checking me out.

Chloe: It's a brain chemical. That hallucinogens mimic. It's also the word that Lois misspelled three times in her slander piece on extreme makeovers...

Chloe: I followed upon the Abby story line, and it looks like mother makeover is gonna be playing "mirror, mirror" on the psych ward wall from now on.