Funny Quotes from Smallville Episode Crusade

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Series
Episode: Crusade

Lois: Look, the last super genius I had on the line told me to turn right on route 31.Now I'm totally lost.

Lois : I need to get you to a hospital.
Clark: I am fine.
Lois :You've just been hit by lightning,you're stark naked, and, uh, and you don't even remember your own name. You have a fairly loose definition of "fine."

Lois: Do you know how many people are struck by lightning every year? Hardly any. You know how many survive? Even less. And the number who get picked up by lost drivers? Zero.So far you're 3-for-3, so how about a little less complaining and a little more forward motion?

Lois: I did the good samaritan thing, but I can't be responsible for this guy.

Lois : It started when I was 15. It's my father's fault. He said if he ever caught me smoking, he'd kill me, so in a fit of
teenage rebellion... I started,then I couldn't stop. Now I've got a gum addiction.
Clark: You talk a lot.