Funny Smallville Quotes, Episode Crusade

Funny Quotes
Smallville TV Show Quotes
Episode: Crusade

Lois: 45 minutes, and still no doctor? You know, if this isn't an indictment of small town medicine, I don't know what is.

Lois: Guess I'm a sucker for stray dogs and naked guys.

Lois: I think you should have a doctor take a look at him. I'm starting to think the lightning fried his brain.

Lois: I can't believe this is the town that Starbucks forgot.

Martha: Trust me, that can happen to the best of us.
Lois : Not me. Give me a nerd with glasses any day of the week.

Lois : I'm surprised you even remember who I am.
Clark: Chloe's cousin. Nicorette addiction, can't stand uncomfortable silences...
Lois : I guess this means your synapses are all firing again.